tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12955548767701090092024-03-13T02:39:16.156+00:00www.teambugsplat.co.ukJoe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.comBlogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-67175156692140279622013-09-18T09:33:00.004+01:002013-09-18T09:33:56.624+01:00Scumrun 2013 - The Cast Are All Dubious - Its been a while since I blogged and here's why...Hi all,<br />
First, apologies that I've left it so long to put anything up here, The fates of the world set in play a bunch of madness that meant i've just struggled to find time for anything...<br />
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I owe updates on the following:<br />
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Scumrun 2013<br />
The SuperBug Build<br />
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But for now you will just need to occupy yourselves with watching what happened yourself...<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">So here we are! </span><a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=136518509726360&extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A0%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/scumrunltd?directed_target_id=0" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;">Scumrun Limited "Often Imitated but never duplicated"</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> official movie - Scumrun 2013 - The Cast Are All Dubious.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><a href="http://youtu.be/0-H8OjqNudg" rel="nofollow nofollow" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">http://youtu.be/0-H8OjqNudg</a><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">100 Cars, 300 Participants, Europe's Premier Charity Rally, Scumrun 2013. Catch up </span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">with the various teams as they hurtle across Europe causing chaos and mayhem en route. In it's 8th Year the now 5 day event heads across Europe driving hard, partying hard and drinking hard...Whether you're after Daisy Duke, some 6ft Fairies, Drunken Mexicans, Crash Test Dummies, Haggis bashing, Locomotive horns, Kamikazes, or even a Rolls Royce, this years Scumrun has it all...</span><br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /><br />Copyright 2013 - Scumrun Ltd, <a data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=448922975146376&extragetparams=%7B%22directed_target_id%22%3A0%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/BugsplatFilms?directed_target_id=0" style="color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;">Bugsplat Films</a><br /><br />(Please note due to Youtube restrictions this will not play on mobile devices)</span>Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-83081396879034163412013-04-29T07:01:00.001+01:002013-04-29T07:02:35.933+01:00Scumrun 2013 - Preparations - Part 6 - leaksSo with little over 3 days until we kick off we decided to do a bit of a service on the bugzai. We wanted to change air and oil filters. Engine oil, and spark plugs. The other day it had started misfiring and on checking the ht leads it appeared to have a little water that had got in where I'd sprayed the engine bay so I dried it out replaced the ht leads and all seemed well.<br />
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The filters and draining the oil was easy of course and we had this done in no time. Then we removed the spark plugs...<br />
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They weren't supposed to be black... Let alone dripping with oil ! <br />
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So with other tell tale signs of minor oil leak around the rocker cover it was clear the gasket was not doing much.<br />
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Some hunting around the local parts places found someone who could get one in that afternoon and we picked it up together with some sealant.<br />
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We did the job and fingers crossed all appears to be running well with no leaks now. I'm just glad we spotted it before takeoff as we did most of the 2011 event on 3 cylinders and it was not pleasant! <br/><br/><div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQcfRhZR_HY5BXqPFR1KUSC3mF0A5DLLiQvW0SMgDkkZUh4S-_t_F_ZTOP-iiJVZ6l2J8JvuTzKVmeJMApnrpLJRr5lfcuHRe4aiuUHwBLJKxySFy9sNQ8m_jAks7A4VZ0imWqaxcEkqo/s640/blogger-image--1258387729.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQcfRhZR_HY5BXqPFR1KUSC3mF0A5DLLiQvW0SMgDkkZUh4S-_t_F_ZTOP-iiJVZ6l2J8JvuTzKVmeJMApnrpLJRr5lfcuHRe4aiuUHwBLJKxySFy9sNQ8m_jAks7A4VZ0imWqaxcEkqo/s640/blogger-image--1258387729.jpg" /></a></div> <br/><br/><div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ6Q07PIOV4qJhDf39rqQxLKkyGPK2KqMVC07MQbIGpe7QuxcHtIsHAzb_riTWccLu147Vu6IDEZsz_StDJKAgOqVKUjKXPjiVwbcOj6pNEnwzngfP8xDHqXIexq_Ttc9g-Pjd74BCwzU/s640/blogger-image-194176217.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ6Q07PIOV4qJhDf39rqQxLKkyGPK2KqMVC07MQbIGpe7QuxcHtIsHAzb_riTWccLu147Vu6IDEZsz_StDJKAgOqVKUjKXPjiVwbcOj6pNEnwzngfP8xDHqXIexq_Ttc9g-Pjd74BCwzU/s640/blogger-image-194176217.jpg" /></a></div> <br/><br/><div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMhrkS4BjdQwddtNr8z_-ERvP23mLNFp5Lt9apOHP66Z2p0MBNfknnzMAA72coq3qy7gRK7MDSZFmVdyDOpvBzI2YMANg8T4uuIkzVm-f7yDmB84mBQoFuoXrybdCPE55jVubNhyphenhyphenXLhP4/s640/blogger-image--644109516.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMhrkS4BjdQwddtNr8z_-ERvP23mLNFp5Lt9apOHP66Z2p0MBNfknnzMAA72coq3qy7gRK7MDSZFmVdyDOpvBzI2YMANg8T4uuIkzVm-f7yDmB84mBQoFuoXrybdCPE55jVubNhyphenhyphenXLhP4/s640/blogger-image--644109516.jpg" /></a></div> <br/><br/><div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3WmI0o7cai1hBhwVJxZ1OAX6Wg_mqxhr4doNozFbSTm-y1nuR1dYR2_e5a3R4yAqMCKgrF7ORvgzWmKh5ZDMSRZX8iwhgRgHct9bqMtmdLtOnZiUozkkQS089znl039uRKd401Mx1P3s/s640/blogger-image-691463798.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3WmI0o7cai1hBhwVJxZ1OAX6Wg_mqxhr4doNozFbSTm-y1nuR1dYR2_e5a3R4yAqMCKgrF7ORvgzWmKh5ZDMSRZX8iwhgRgHct9bqMtmdLtOnZiUozkkQS089znl039uRKd401Mx1P3s/s640/blogger-image-691463798.jpg" /></a></div>Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-69886916998161894092013-04-28T06:41:00.001+01:002013-04-28T17:20:22.082+01:00A bit of pre event housekeepingWell with only a few days until we take part in this years Scumrun it seems a good time to remind everyone of Scumrun squadron communication protocols and radar data availability <br />
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We shall be transmitting coordinates and mission status through the top secret platforms code name 'twitter' and 'Facebook' as well as updating this site<br />
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You can navigate the encrypted security protocols of the mainframe by visiting <br />
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Www.twitter.com/teambugsplat (Search for hash tag #scumsqn ) <br />
Www.facebook.com/teambugsplat<br />
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Note that we are very grateful for all the donations received so far. If you would like to help wellchild and sponsor us the address is<br />
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Www.justgiving.com/bugsplat2013 <br />
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Ok I hope you understand the top secret nature of this mission and endeavour to salute your superiors who have given you the honour of a level 3 security clearance to access this information<br />
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Scumrun squadron command <br />
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Now the veil falls, the opaque hue of midnight falls by the way like turbulent air a midst the wake of our combined company.<br />
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We all hold to ourselves the valour and courage to conquer...nay, dominate the skies and let no enemy grace itself with such foolish erroneous thoughts of victory against us.<br />
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The time for dusting down of switches and fettlements adjust of ailerons new and past has come and now we must make final preparations for battle...<br />
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Calling my wing men, from the unkempt wastelands of the world, give forth your rally cry to me like the true blooded Squadron that you are!!!<br />
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We are the Scumrun Squadron! In Spumae Nos Confidimus! Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-26201327357009830112013-04-12T08:58:00.001+01:002013-04-12T08:58:21.755+01:00Scumrun 2013 - Preparation - Part 4 - LiveryNow one must 'come clean' early on in these communiques and state that I do not plan to reveal a picture of the car now until the Launch in a couple of weeks time. This forms an obvious challenge when blogging about our rally preparation...however I will keep this short, to the point and at a blistering pace akin to the winged beauties of which our theme is based...<br />
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Fundamentally, our planned livery is made up of 5 layers<br />
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1.Paint,<br />
2.Detail graphics<br />
3.Text graphics<br />
4.Official event graphics<br />
5.Squadron livery<br />
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All sounds much more grand than it is, but on such a small car it does take some planning...add to this that I plan to have the roof down for the entire rally (barring extreme weather) and our space for visual identity is limited...<br />
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So far I have completed the paint layer, received graphics for 2 and 3 from willing suppliers, have received 4 from the event guys and just waiting to contact recommended source for 5.<br />
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Obvious to say that it would be nice to get some warm weather some time soon to facilitate the graphical transformation, if you've ever tried applying vinyl in the cold you will understand...<br />
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But watch this space, I will post a final picture on the morning of the launch from the secret mission briefing location in Dover...<br />
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Squadron leader...over and out.Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-41878509451888597992013-04-05T22:21:00.000+01:002013-04-05T22:21:02.143+01:00Scumrun 2013 Preparations - Part 3 – Role call...<br />
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<i>There are those who join us from other genres but salute our
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missions of an individual nature, do not be surprised to see solo missions
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But do not be fooled, while solo they
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Eclectic, yes, Dynamic, of course, stupid, without question,
formidable, I dare you...</div>
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We are the Scumrun Squadron – In Spumae nos confidimus (in
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Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-43141727903628884362013-04-05T22:17:00.000+01:002013-04-05T22:18:15.939+01:00Scumrun 2013 Preparations – Part 2 – Cometh the hour...<br />
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her past interpreted by those who choose to follow chaos and who’s recent
endeavours have colluded and corrupted to culminate in a simple spark of ‘I
wonder’ism. She sleeps content with her fruits of consumption, her results of
sun baked vines and tumulted dairy. She knows not what fury...</i></div>
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As 88mph flaming tracks go it isn’t a notable size but I’ll
take you back to the glorious days of 2009, when winter was winter and spring
was spring. As the richochet of war stories rattled around the returning ferry
pinging off the clinking pint glasses like the stray bullets from a p-zero, one
summarised story stuck with me...</div>
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2 limousines at 10 o clock and 2 o clock respectively
cruised in lanes 1 and 3. A little green mazda known to some as ‘bug’ to others
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the might, and squeezed past. One call over the radio from one of the behemoths
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“Unleash the spitfire!!!”</div>
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breath, the Honda did not stand a chance and at around 110 knts abandoned his
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Scumrun were grouped together and as the story unfolded the idea emerged...The
Scumrun Squadron...</div>
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The idea was there, however this was where we let ourselves
down. The idea did not become reality for any of the 2010,11 or 12
rallies. I cannot offer explicit reasons
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However 2013 is the year...cometh the Scumrun, cometh the
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Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-38439146624683780692013-04-05T08:31:00.003+01:002013-04-05T08:31:55.915+01:00Scumrun 2013 Preparations - Part 1 - A very adequate 'Plan B'So on chatting with Kev (see previous post) it became clear that it would be a good idea to sort out a Plan B for this years rally. They guys are doing an awesome job on the bug and the last thing I'd want to do is apply any time pressure so I started the hunt for an adequate temporary Scumrun replacement.<br />
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I considered many vehicles, from falling in line with the crowd and choosing a BMW through to Imprezzas, various other Marques and some more obscure classical routes including a Rover 800 at one point.<br />
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But then I realised that with prep time rapidly diminishing I may be safer to 'stick to what I know' and so started the hunt for another MX5.<br />
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It turns out that fate was smiling on me...What I found with only 2 days delay was a beautiful 1994 Japanese Import 1.8 eunos roadster with only 60k on the clock! With a bit of dealing I managed to get it for the requisite £500 and while it wasnt in perfect condition, the engine (and I hope this doesn't come back to haunt me) sounds barely broken in.<br />
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Imported 2001 - 1 lady owner until summer 2012 - px'd into trader, sat for 6 months (getting a bit soggy in the process) trying to be sold at too high a price, passed on to smaller dealer to clear... - Team Bugsplat's new Scumrun Motor!</div>
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So I’ve always had big plans for the little MX5 which is
affectionately known as ‘The Bug’ (team bugsplat derived, nothing to do with
the bubbly air cooled rear engine Herby lookalikes). The grandest of these
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The choice was not as simple as I first thought. Many people
when opting for more power go down the route of Forced induction...that is to
say find a way of ramming more air into the engine by effectively bolting a
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This option alone gave multiple choices... Do you go turbo,
or supercharger, there are kits for both, and for a while the plan was to find
the supercharger from the new mini cooper and bolt that on. Then I had a 180
and decided the FI route wasn’t the way to go and started looking at Bike
throttle bodies, there is a developing trend of bolting GSXR throttle bodies to
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Then I changed tack once again and decided Turbo was the way
to go...but sticking to the teambugsplatscumrunarian way of things I wasn’t
going to just go out and splash the cash on the infamous ‘Flyin Miata’ hardware
that claimed 200 odd ponies of power and awesomeness. So I started collecting
second hand parts. Turbo from an 80s mazda 323 turbo 4x4, injectors from a 1.8
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It was something no less innocent than I slight facebook
comment. Mentioning I’d been looking at options for more power for the bug. I
jokingly put that I should whack a whopping great V8 or V12 in the thing and be
done with it...</div>
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Bit of context...On the Scumrun there are many types of
people, some relatively normal, others not. All share one thing in common
though, a distinct love of either cars or driving or both...some take this to
the level of tinkering around with spanners at home, some pay others to do it,
but Mr Kevin Marshall takes this to a new level. He is in the interesting
position of working at a College which has a huge automotive engineering
training department, with some serious workshop equipment to boot. Sir Marshall
as he shall now be known to me innocently comments on said Facebook that he’d
do the work...I stated not to taunt me and he said ‘who’s joking, find me a
donor car’... I should point out here purely for context that Kev was
completing the 2012 Scumrun on a 50cc moped...</div>
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It was at this point that the obscene descent into insanity
began...after a little more probing on the very generous offer from Sir
Marshall it was clear that he was serious and that after the 2012 rally all I
needed to do was give him the bug, a relevant donor vehicle and then let them
do their stuff...So I started hunting around for donor cars. The limitations on the donor vehicle were as
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I also said it needed to be something ‘a little bit
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This is going to sound altogether wrong to those who have
seen my previous rally activity but I wanted something a little more refined,
and ideally with electronic injection. But I don’t mind admitting the draw of a
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“What! Not the 460hp XJR” I hear you cry...”only a piddly
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Let me explain...quite simply...I want it to actually be
driveable. Yes I did consider the 4.2 V8 also, but alas I decided that the
240hp produced by the 3.2 was a good compromise between refinement and
ludicrousness. There is clearly little point in creating something with more
power than 1.the chassis can cope with and 2.won’t be able to get it onto the
ground anyway, and I don’t have plans to fit 435 width tyres on it...</div>
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So we had our donor vehicle. It had no tax or mot but was in
good condition apart from a damaged front wing (didn’t need that bit anyway)
and the engine only had 81k on it. So I got it trailered up to Kev’s empire and
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up next to each other in the workshop...the engine was big...really big, the
mx5 was small...seemingly smaller than I first imagined (comparatively)...</div>
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We all laughed at it and the noises from the mechanical nutters
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Well, to be fair that might be putting it a little grandly,
again back to our good social medionic friend and enabler of all things motor
enthusiast communicative, Facebook, Kev and I discussed thinking on what might
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The first realisation / insight was that we could not find
evidence on the web of anyone else having completed such a transition, there
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We realised that the most important part of the plan was not
to have too strict a plan, Sir Marshall has a certain way of working, it’s
something akin to scrapheap challenge with a smidge of the Krypton Factor and a
dash of genius. The bottom line was...leave it to them and they’ll figure it
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One thing that was clear was 3 key bits that definitely
needed swapping...Engine, Gearbox and Differential. Everything else had a
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What I didn’t realise early on (although no doubt they were
well aware) was just the number of parts they had to custom fabricate
themselves! Engine mounts, gearbox mounts, oil cooling, diff fittings all
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recent conversation with Kev where he said “oh we’ve just been doing a few
little jobs”, “few little jobs?” I enquired, “yeah we just had to fabricate an
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Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-70335387898297001212013-04-02T23:15:00.001+01:002013-04-02T23:25:42.484+01:00Scumrun 2012 - Part 12 - Heading home at a leisurely paceSo here we are, It's taken a while to reach this final installment, and as the sands of time ebb ever closer to the launch of the 2013 event it seems only fitting that I get off my satirical arse and close the book on 2012.<br />
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I have foggy memories of the sun burning through misty skies and chilly roof down cruising through close to zero temperatures with the realisation that we had a bloody long way to go in one day to make the ferry. The route this year was a real toughy and it was at this point that I took a poignant moment to reflect on the awesomeness of Japanese engineering.<br />
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The Bug...a Mazda MX5 built somewhere far away in 1992 with Japanese engineering at it's roots. I wonder if the engineers designing it or the robots building it ever considered for a second the obscene usage it would see in its lifetime. But whether they had this unagi-esque foresight or not it's fair to say that they built a bulletproof warhorse of a car. It was somewhere heading through the French back roads that the little monster clocked over onto 150,000 miles. Ok so it's not the highest mileage you'll ever see, but given that the last 30,000 of so of those have been in my ownership and switching alternatively between 'flat out' and 'sideways' I can only bow down at the skill of the Mazda engine builders.<br />
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So as a tribute to the awesomeness of the engine I (post rally) of course decide to have it ripped out...but that's another story for another day...<br />
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So I'm not sure if it was the lack of breakfast, hangover or just my nostalgic self but I was feeling rather poetic about the ol' Scumrun...<br />
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Our first and only checkpoint of the day was the welcome sign in a little place known more for its output than anything else, and to continue the theme of the checkpoints on this years event we pulled up along with loads of other runners in Cognac.<br />
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This was a quick stop for a photo opportunity as it was still a mighty drive to the ferry.<br />
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After some roundabout drifting with our buddies in the white MR2 and some phone hunting with the (i was now realising) useless at remembering where he'd put things Andy. We got onto the main run to the ferry. About 600km of motorway blast.<br />
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As the 'blast' was just pushing the needle up the indices of mph and we were engaging FMWD (French Motorway Warp Drive) we spotted something.<br />
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It was blue, white, small and hazy on the distance, joining from a slip road at pretty slow speed.<br />
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The good old French constabulary looked at us like they'd just bitten into their ham and cheese baguette and found a turd. Not sure if it was the fact that we were mid stamp on the brakes or the fact that we went past them at exactly 1 mph under the speed limit that annoyed them more...<br />
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But just as we were reveling in our English smugness we watched them slow down, indicate onto the hard shoulder and stop behind us on the motorway...<br />
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S$%t! we thought, we'd just effectively set a trap.<br />
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You see, in our eagerness to leave early, travel moderately and catch teams on camera as they caught us up we had indeed been one of the front runners at this point. Which meant that 'Le Rozzers' were no doubt radioing all their buddies and lining the spine of France with as many cars, cameras and coppers as were available... Neurotic? maybe, Paranoid? perhaps, Damn right! indeed!<br />
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We tweeted, We Facebooked, We CB'd, we'd done all we could to warn the other runners of the possible impending doom...<br />
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It was noted by some 'fans' (well a parent actually) that our radar 'blips' on the gps trackers had decisively slowed in progress...this was as the word spread through the airways that we were being stalked by our friends in blue.<br />
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All in all, by the time we'd reached the end of that day I'd heard of around 10 'stops' by the local forces. Not many in fairness ending with fines...although one particular team who shall remain nameless were a little bit OTT and suffered the consequences I hear.<br />
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About half way to the ferry we pulled in to get some fuel along with the Orange Brigade...The event cars plus the Orange Audi, which I guess was seeking camouflage with the others to avoid further police presence (they had been one of the unlucky ones) were also stopping.<br />
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One gap in our footage so far was the event cars on the road. We had seemingly missed them on the other days and so we took full advantage on the run after this stop. The great thing about CB's is that they are great for coordinating 'Fly Bys' . After 4 or 5 backward and forward we had shot plenty of great footage of the cars and then headed off.<br />
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The ride to the ferry was fairly uneventful from there on in. We came across various scummers on route, and a couple of the beemers heading past us at least 130+ with ship fog horn blasting was quite amusing. But it wasnt until we were approaching the port that the concertina effect meant we bumped into loads of teams. Including the neanderthalic flintstoneesque snozzwangers who are always good for a laugh, and some footage. Mr Stillwell take a bow, one scumrun short of a funny farm if you ask me...<br />
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...so it was with this crazy rabble we rolled into the finish at the ferry port. there were about 10 or so cars there already and merriment was well under way.<br />
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The cars came rolling in one by one, but when Suped, the little moped carrying the now even more legendary 'Big Kev' rolled in it was somewhat emotional...all I can say is fair play... although seeing as he had agreed to take on my less than simple engine conversion and as I write this he's throwing a motorbike around the sahara desert...I'm starting to get a real insight into how he works... probably best summarised as 'bring it on'<br />
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On the Ferry the usual post event party was good, although looking round at the 300 or so band of brothers you could really see the fatigue as well as the joy...let's make no bones about it, it had been a challenging one this year.<br />
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The awards were given out, Best dressed to the Virgin girls, which nobody could argue with, enough beer and any one of us would have copped off with them...The coveted Spirit of the Scumrun went to the well deserved Pirates...who had been in costume and character for the entire event and were brilliant...other awards went to the guys who raised the most for charity, including the miles for matilda chaps who raised an eye watering 8k alone! others to the Gavin and Stacey (and don't forget Nessa) and the NYtaxi peeps who also raised awesome amounts. Kev and Suped got a special 'your so mental we didnt actually think you'd do it, let alone get round' award. and the best car awards (dressed and modified) went to the Jolly boys death race lexus and the just incredible Batmobile 3 series bmw with the chopped lack of roofage and real jet engine in rear (well space heater but looked the same!)<br />
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The exit from the ferry was the usual cacophonous auditory assault on the senses, only mildy tempered this year by the fact that they had split us onto 2 floors. and to top the whole thing off, I got a rollocking from the passport control people for revving my subtle exhaust notes too much...<br />
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So that's it... we'd seen Roads to never forget, People we'd always remember, another year of fantastic experiences with amazing fellow 'believers' in the way of the Scumrun.<br />
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And as I write this in a particularly cold spring start to 2013 I have the warming but mischievous sparkle in my eye of someone who gets to do it all over again in 4 weeks time...<br />
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2012 was an awesome event, Long live the Scumrun.<br />
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Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-4680651875295924602013-01-05T22:30:00.001+00:002013-01-05T22:36:41.156+00:00Scumrun 2012 - Part 11 - Sandsurfing, Dancefilming, and a couple of random french girlsIt's been more than a while since I last ventured wildly and unrelinquished into my memory and dragged the imagery out, kicking and screaming like a fat kid being told he was being taken out to a window seated salad restaurant opposite a KFC flagship store with a giant sign saying "free unlimited food for all fat kids".<br />
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I don't have fans, but if I did, they'd be hotly anticipating this blog entry with a mixture of quivering drool and toesmacking envy as I carry on the tale of 2012's culminatory excitable hotpot of mayhem that is the Scumrun.<br />
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I'll pick up the tale as we head back north out of the madness that was Pamplona and across the subterranean lumpage filled border into France.<br />
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The sweeping roads were awesome, not the tight hairpins and forestry rally mentalism of the inbound journey but this time high speed undulating rollercoaster fun of duel carriageway smoothness made particularly sweet by the burn up we had with a couple of bmw runners through tunnels.<br />
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It was all getting particularly poetic and I was getting ensconced in the moment of the scenic flamboyance of this stretch of the journey...this all came to an end when we caught up with the next tranche of competitors who furnished us with nothing more civil and cheeky than baring rear end flesh again and again and again...<br />
While this offered us plenty of box ticking hilarity driven footage it all became rather distressing at one point when what was on offer became a little more unsightly than mere cheek, don't misunderstand me, when surveying the point of purchase at my local marks and spencer the rustling site of baggage is most welcome...well I'm sure you understand.<br />
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It was this point that we pulled off the motorway on to a large service area containing a car park and toilets and that's it. No other cars, or people...well while it wasn't exactly gymkhana territory, a little fun on the grey stuff was had.<br />
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Andy's stomach was starting to drown out the exhaust, that was extreme, so we stopped primarily for a fuel stop but I allowed some food relief. with a mighty fine croque monsiuer which we shared due to its high expense. I'll never forget the site of Andy hacking this thing in 2 with a rusty craft knife on my bonnet followed by us both acting like it was the finest a la carte offering we've ever eaten.<br />
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The final destination for the day was nothing special really, only the largest sand dune in Europe, overlooking on one side a massive national park and on the other the atlantic ocean. Myself, along with many others on the run I think a) didn't realise places like this existed in France and b)were impressed with Ed's destination picking abilities!<br />
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Much chaos ensued at this place, I'll take one area at a time...<br />
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1. A Cook Up...<br />
Thus far on the rally I had yet to really unleash my culinary talents, the burner had done nothing more than tickled the underside of a tin of chilli and warmed through some H2O, and we had disposable bbq's coming out of every crevice of the car. To solve this terrible situation I turned the rear wing of the bug into a kitchen using both bbq and burner, headed over to the camp shop and bought all the meat...every variant they had...and cooked it all.<br />
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2.Sand Surfing...<br />
This 100m high sand dune had a slope of I'm guessing 60-70 degrees and was therefore a prime hunting ground for thrill seekers. Items of surfage included their own bodies (in various states of clothing), tents and even sumo outfits. There were even some proper skiers there working their thing...this place was mad.<br />
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3.Drinking...<br />
Ok so this is a common theme throughout of course but it seemed to be particularly robust in presence this evening. My guess is mainly because it was the last night of the event, but people didnt really hold back... Thankfully for him, Andy was nominated to take the early run in the morning and did hold back, I wish I had...<br />
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4.French girls...<br />
There were some local 'interests' who were very forward in their communicative assistance...this ended when we tried to get them topless on camera...ah well, worth a try.<br />
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5.Arm wrestling...<br />
Ok so we shouldn't be that surprised that 300 blokes and alcohol ended up in a full on arm wrestling contest.<br />
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6.Lasers and a 'discotheque'<br />
Dancing was had...to major levels, the laser show the dj had going was particularly impressive...at least it seemed that way when I'd had a whole bottle of some local pernot style liquor.<br />
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Other highlights include a conversation with a burger...(which I don't remember but was recorded on the camera when I got home), getting the car stuck in the sand dune on some filming positioning folly, neon porn...(the big usa limo guys stripping their car of lighting and wearing it with proud joy) and my favourite moment of the night. a bunch of lads turning up at the entrance check in point with their garden chairs, pretending to be a car, to roleplay the whole check-in process with the event team to simply get the welcome shot... beautiful scumrunian creativity at play...<br />
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It had been a long madness filled day, but one of the finest of my scumrun history...<br />
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To be continued...law-abidingly...<br />
<br />Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-68915716945836247812012-08-17T20:17:00.002+01:002012-08-17T20:17:20.684+01:00Scumrun 2012 - Part 10 - The Mechanical Bull RunThe sun was shining...spreading its golden sheen over the streets of the archetypal Spanish backdrop...Warming the scene with The peaceful allure of yellow serenity. Imagine the birds singing as the locals pick up their just baked bread and happily stroll from A to B, carrying on their undisturbed daily routine. A few family tourists taking photos, smiling at the beautiful architecture. A perfect picture of tranquil northern spain...<br />
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Then we arrived...<br />
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100 of the loudest, brashest, most offensive, chaotic, inconsiderate, party animalistic, dimwitted, britsabroadafarian and down right mayhem inciting cars and accompanying individuals ever to venture outside her majesties oceanic walls.<br />
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This clash of culture was sure to be somewhat interesting. Especially as being one of the first there we realised that the first checkpoint already had several spanish policeman there.<br />
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I'm actually rather relieved to inform you that both the constabulary of Pamplona and the local populous were both welcoming, excited and actually rather pleased to see us descend on their great town!<br />
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We even managed to get one of our lawful friends to say 'good luck Scumrun' to camera!<br />
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This next 30 mins was rather remarkable really. I actually felt more like we were on the Gumball than the Scumrun... People wanted photos with our car and were asking us to rev the engine and generally be as scumtastic as we would have been anyway but with the luxury of them being totally accepting!<br />
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The first checkpoint was the streets of the bull run, the second the bull ring itself.<br />
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We spent a long time at the bull ring, seeing the other scummers come through and getting their checkpoint photos. At various points there were 10+ cars pulled up infront of the ring with the locals crowding round wondering what on earth was happening.<br />
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We had local gymnasts cart wheeling in front of the cars, and scumrunners vomiting from the night before showing the usual levels of respect. It was like London 2012 has come early just 1000 miles south.<br />
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The footage we took at the bull ring is some of the best of the event I think and for whatever little it's worth I want to say a big thanks to Pamplona for being so welcoming.<br />
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We headed back out of town and north towards the french border...<br />
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To be continued...surftastically<br />
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<br />Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-82892848539992270032012-07-05T22:25:00.001+01:002012-07-05T22:25:18.576+01:00Scumrun 2012 - Part 9 - Hanging Over with a PedalowWe pick this up on the morning of the day 3. The beautiful sunrise ebbed over the horizon spilling golden warmth like an overflowing brim of a honey filled jar of happiness...Of course I didn't see it because I was somewhere between a coma and flat-line at that time of the morning!<br />
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I woke up like a large grizzly mammal with cranial issues, erupting out of the tent like a blooming flower (ie very very slowly) Feeling worse for wear I may have been but I am nothing if not a professional. I picked up the camera and did the obligatory walk-about.<br />
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I stumbled (quite literally) upon the adams family in their hearse, They jubilationiously sang, jovialised and cooked their breakfast in merriment. They either handle their adult beverages in a very robust way, or they were more sensible that I was the night before...<br />
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The walk-around continued and I chatted to many other teams hearing their stories from the day before...2am arrivals due to dedication to the avoidance of toll roads, Batmobile bombardment of hailstonegolfball weather. It was all there.<br />
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...and this leads me to one of the highlights of the morning...The green audi with a roof box was sat there proud in the su...oh hang on, the audi didn't have a roof box last night did it? On closer inspection the roof box would have appeared to have been pedalow shaped! Someone in their wisdom (I believe in retrospect it may have been the team to which the audi belonged) had decided to place said pedalow on top of the car.<br />
I started to toy in my mind with the reasoning behind this move...then I realised that this was the Scumrun...reasoning was pointless, reason was optional.<br />
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This in itself was rather amusing and created fun footag-age but what happened next was a 2 stage embarkation to the pinnacle of scumrunian endeavours in my humble opinion.<br />
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Firstly 2 of the lads climbed into the pedalow, while still amount the car. Quotes of "what the F£$% do we do now?", "How do we get down?" and "Stop moving the bloody thing" echoed from the mad pair...<br />
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After finding a way out and pulling the boat off of the roof someone had an idea. I was withholding judgement on whether it was a good idea or not until after it was achieved or not, and more importantly whether it ended in any fatalities.<br />
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They wanted to fasten the boat to rear of the audi and rally around the camp site.<br />
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I happened (quite neurotically you may say) to have a heavy duty tow rope in my boot. I duly obliged (purely for Movie production purposes of course) and they hooked up the boat to the audi.<br />
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Loaded with its occupants the audi began revving its engines "Nah, just nail it" I heard from the baying crowd. It was like a bull ring wanting their fill (how appropriate). The audi took it steady at first but soon built up their confidence, swinging the pedaltrailer over the grass like a poorly made cross between a bath tub and a lawn mover.<br />
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I'll never forget the noise it made as the boat (at this point travelling at close to 20mph) transitioned from grass to tarmac.<br />
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Applause and cheers were swift in coming, loud in approach and well deserved. The guys had made a Scumrun legendary moment.<br />
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The day's briefing was had and route cards were issued. Bull Run Time!<br />
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We had a shortish drive today to the final destination on the west coast of france but before then we had 2 checkpoints. Both in central Pamplona, The Bull Run (or at least the street where the madness takes place) and the Bull Ring.<br />
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We loaded the cameras with power, memory and tape where appropriate and headed off, leaving a few donuts and burn out markings for them to remember us by.<br />
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The drive to Pamplona itself was fairly uneventful, a petrol stop and some locals shouting approvals, but there were two highlights within this short 10 mile section.<br />
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The first was a glorious set of hair pin corners coming down the hill from the other side of the village we were in. The second was a food fight (or other incendiary) between the bumblebee transformer bmw and the colourful limo. We of course did our best to catch it on film.<br />
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We then started to enter the built up area of central Pamplona. The madness was about to begin...<br />
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To be continued...bullishlyJoe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-24869491008457975492012-07-04T22:09:00.003+01:002012-07-04T22:09:27.245+01:00Scumrun 2012 - Part 8 - lumps, sumps, beer, and a little too much mansausageWe pick this up having just 'given it some beans' across the mountains and on the home run to the camp site.<br />
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This was just south of Pamplona. As we approached we were a combination of relieved, self righteous and joyous about the fact that not only was it NOT raining (for once) but in fact the orb of deiteous light that I forget the name of as it had been so bloody long since we had seen it, was making itself known in glorious splendour. By this point we had the roof down, sunglasses on and had even picked up a little of the old rose tinted nose burn. We must have looked like a cross between a hair dressers day out, the only way is Essex (only the ugly ones) and the cast of the fast and the furious trying to go undercover in Birmingham town centre.<br />
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We arrive at the entrance to the camp site down a long gravelly bumpy drive through some fields with rolling hills on either side of us and beautiful scener....CRACK! SMASH! CRUNCH!<br />
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All of this beauty was overshadowed by the Fwapping Great Speed Humps!<br />
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Next year I'm suggesting to our esteemed scumlord that a smoothness factor should be considered in the routing. This was the second occasion in thus many days that my undersides had been attacked, harassed, scraped, scratched and altogether shaggerated by the concrete nemesis of the lowered car brigade.<br />
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Why have such a low car I hear, Hark! I reply...This is the Scumrun my friend... Why not?<br />
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After the dual to the death between the surface layer of the aggregation of pointless lumpy tarmac and my exhaust where the tarmac lost but left their scars...we were met by 'da crew' at the gate. The turquoise event van sat with pride welcoming the scumrunners into the bosom of the northern espagna temporary chaotic party land...Let the fun begin.<br />
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We rolled up and positioned the bug quite centrally in middle of the camping area. As was now the drill it seemed, Andy jumped into action setting up camp while I headed off with the camera affixed on my shoulder looking for some stories from the day. What I actually realised was our so called detour over the mountains was not so much of a detour after-all. Turns out we had arrived around 20 somethingth and hardly anybody was there yet...Those that were there gave me the impression that this was in fact a bit of a lull in the madness.<br />
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It's fair to say that the drive that day had been long and challenging, which on top of the first long day meant that people were feeling just a smidgen, a tad, a sprinkle of the old scumrun buddy...fatigue.<br />
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This lasted only as long as until the beer started flowing.<br />
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I made a conscious decision that tonight, was the night, for feeling alright, we'll be making l...oh hang on that's something else isn't it... Tonight, quite simply, I was going to relax, and most probably get completely mullered.<br />
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This presented a problem...Filming when drunk does not tend to lead to quality footage...<br />
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So the plan was. Take the big camera to the party early on, get enough good shots to set the scene, then take the camera back to the car, switch to iphone and hit it hard...<br />
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This seemed to work well as a plan, especially as the second half of the plan seemed to be the same as everyone elses...<br />
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You will need to watch the final edit of the video to understand really, but kareoke started to ensue. This turned rapidly into Mentaloke and gradually descended into Armaggedonoke. All accompanied by some of the most energetic rampant arm flinging, leg jostling and arse wiggling I've ever seen.<br />
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Along with all this chaotic beer fuelled madness was a running theme of fundraising for the charity (Sparks)<br />
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One dude (with more money than sense, or more generosity than money, or just really really loved Ed, or perhaps had been stalking him for years and that was the reason he had attended the scumrun anyway) procured Ed's event jacket for £500.<br />
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As wonderfully admirable as this was, I can't help but think that it was a rather extreme way of keeping warm.<br />
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Some other highlights included a memorable performance of...something or other unintelligible while doing a 'full monty' from 2 members of scumrunerphanalia. My favourite part of the whole night. Not because I had any particular desire to see their mansausage but because of the looks of disapproval, disbelief, and almost revisiting their dinner in a less than social friendly way that appeared on the audiences faces...As respect for embarrassing ones self for charity goes, they deserved it all. Lucky I had my Iphone...you can check it out for yourself soon...sorry lads.<br />
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To be honest, I don't really remember the rest of the night. I woke up in the tent, so I must have made it back ok. Genuinely have no recollection of getting there though.<br />
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To be continued...hungoverly<br />
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<br />Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-17714466630596280262012-06-13T14:15:00.000+01:002012-06-13T14:15:38.052+01:00Scumrun 2012 - Part 7 - Mountains of joy...So we pick things up somewhere on a wing and a prayer that our diversion proves a wise choice. We were heading forth on a total punt that a road that goes straight over a mountain range must be more exciting than the motorway going round it? right?<br />
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Whilst we were fairly assured in our decision we equally realised the likelihood that we may end up broken down with melted tendercooked brakes, a main course of coolant explosion surprise with a side of running out of fuel, all on some pyranees insane sheep farmers land being met with furious antianglosaxon abuse and fully loaded 12 bore...<br />
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So fun roads yes, but I hope you appreciate we were taking our lives in our hands...<br />
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I hope you can also understand the lack of photos, we simply forgot...The roads were allconsuming, and what little time wasn't spent clinging on for dear life was spent pointing a video camera hopelessly hoping for something steady enough to use! So alas this blog entry will be a visual null, however with a little imagination and some over elaborate use of superlatives and a smidgen of adjective abuse I hope to put you there in one of the most fun, manic, rampant, mayhem-filled, squeekybumtimeary 2 hours driving I've ever been a part of.<br />
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So back to the motorway...weather was clear, sunny, warm, we had been cruising around a tonne so the tyres were nice and warm. Andy was driving. I had very selfishly driven the claremont ferrand mountain so being the gentlemen I am, I let him take the wheel for the first part of this momentous section.<br />
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Now up to this point in the rally Andy has been respectful of the fact that it was my car. Too respectful in fact. While I am in no way saying that he drove like captain slow's antiquated nan's blind dog. I could tell he was a little reluctant to 'give it some beans'. As I say he was driving quite confidently but as I am aware of the levels of abuse the bug will happily take and beg for more I was wondering when he may 'avit'.<br />
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This ghost was laid to rest as soon as we left the motorway...no literally he was pushing it round the slip road on the way off.<br />
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It was like the thought of the coming roads had released a hulk like incarnation of Colin Mcrae in him. The roads started with an elongated rollercoasteresque configuration of undulation and camberised cornerage. Most of this was spent around 80mph in 3rd gear. Those who know the car well, will understand the simple volume levels involved in such a situation.<br />
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I'll digress and quote another team at this point..."We heard you coming down the motorway from within the services, and we still heard you for ages!" bottom line, it's loud.<br />
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So as we entered the first of the southern french aggregations of villagous FAFOAPs (French Arse Faced Old Age Pensioners) at a rather too high speed, in a rather too loud car, it wasn't totally beyond expectations that there were a 50/50 mix of looks... I will segment and describe as follows:<br />
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Look 1 - Normally by the older generation - <b><i>"I just punched a nun and my name is Damien"</i></b> - This was a look of pure hatred, it conjured thoughts of "Why are you breathing you horrible creation of whatever made you, get out of my view, town and in fact world" mixed with a slight aspect of "I am french, that means whatever you are, I am superior in every way and nothing you will ever do will change that now crawl back to the chavious pit from which you came"<br />
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Look 2 - Normally by the younger generation - <b><i>"I just stripped the nun naked gave her a foot rub and put her clothes back on again"</i></b> - This look had 2 phases - phase 1 was tinged with some of the hatred I describe in look 1 in a slightly less harsh variety. But this look had more of a starting point of shock. It was like an alien has just landed in the middle of town, walked out of his spacecraft and said "take me to your butcher"<br />
phase 2 of the look became more joyous, accepting and appreciating of the irony of what we were doing. It screamed "oh you want to look ridiculous and have people laugh at you, I see, I accept that and laugh at you as long as you dont mind me adding a slight pouring of pity"<br />
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Needless to say...we didn't stop.<br />
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Well actually we did. The Satellite Navigation was indicating we were about half way through the route. So we swapped over. This was fortunate for me, as the road became something of true beauty and borderline madness...<br />
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The next day Andy was talking to another Scumrun victim and described the road as having about 200 hairpins. He was of course being enthusiastic and over zealous with his description...only he wasnt.<br />
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Literally this road had about 200 hairpins. Through the dark depths of forests, up the sides of ravines, wider bits, narrow bits, lack of barriers, no lack of bravery needed, (more on his part letting me drive).<br />
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I'll add a little bit of context here...2 pieces of fresh information...<br />
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1. I took my car for a tire puncture repair 2 weeks before the start of the rally. With no dramatisation I can quote my tyre mechanic "you need new rears, they are borderline at best, I don't need to ask how" Needless to say I didn't get them changed...one more rally first.<br />
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2.It had just started to rain.<br />
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So in possession of this new information you can imagine the situation. One of the most challenging roads either of us have ever been lucky enough to be on, questionable tyres, questionable driving ethics, slippery surface...<br />
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I thought the situation was most simply, poetically and efficiently summarised at one particular uphill hairpin where we exited the corner fairly sideways into the path of a black small hatchback (I thought it quite appropriate that it was black if you think of the feline analogy) and I had to quickly lift and adjust to straighten one's arse to avoid a less than pleasant outcome.<br />
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Andy simply enthusiastically stated...."Nice"<br />
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We tried to film, we really did, promise we tried really hard...and if your definition of filming is "hit record and point at something" then we succeeded. If however you actually want to see anything resembling stability and any audio other than exhaust tone and tyre squeal then alas disappointment is the likely outcome. I can of course work some wonders in the editing suite.<br />
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Some teams claimed that night to have experienced oodles of our white friend. (no not illicit substances, unless your a finish rally driver) Snow. We must have taken a slightly different and less elevationous route than these folk because all we hit at the top of the mountain was the most monumental thunderous, lightning filled hail frenzy. The storm thankfully made it's intention known and was visible from quite a distance. We had the for-sight to put the roof up.<br />
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Driving through this hail (which was unit sized at somewhere between pea and 2 penny piece) was like trying to walk on marbles, wearing tubs of butter as shoes, while carrying several buckets of water.<br />
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Being fairly confident in the handling of the bug I simply slowed down slightly and seemed to subzeroaquaplain adequately around the invisible road. Luckily no other mentally redundant motorist was willing to venture onto the road at the time so our wallowing from side to side was totally safe...<br />
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Then we hit a tunnel...<br />
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Now there is one thing about tunnels, unless they are really really really big...and I'm not totally sure the human race has built one big enough...they dont have their own weather systems. This meant that the inside of the tunnel was totally dry...and give the absolute lack of traffic and the immediacy of the storm I mean totally dry.<br />
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So we floored it...only thing to do in a loud car with an empty unmanaged uncamera'd tunnel right?<br />
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for a brief moment I forgot two important facts for our survival...the weather...and...tunnels end.<br />
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as we reached the end of this particular 'hole in't ground' what lay in front of us was something akin to a waterfall from a frozen hell mixed with an uprising of sentient ball launchers at a golf ball convention.<br />
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I don't know how to spell the collection of noises we made at that point...<br />
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Luckily the brakes although sodden and ice filled did their job and we didn't do an impression of the Red Bull Flug tag...just.<br />
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The rest of the journey was cruising really...that is until we reached what I shall call ghosttownfactoryville.<br />
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I don't actually know if we knew whether we were still in france or in espagna by that point. For all I know we were actually in andorra somewhere but If my primitive (purely previous Scumrun based) geography of that region is right we were too far left to be there. But wherever we were it was odd, even eerie.<br />
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We exited another tunnel and came down a straight hill...to our left was conformity housing gone mad. Like 1984 meets Butlins with a sprinkle of communist equalism. Hundreds of 'dwellings' all seemingly built for one purpose, housing factory slaves for what was on the right. An enormous collection of chimneys and offices that would make the worlds largest perfect paint ball venue. But what was odd (and actually this probably shows we were likely in spain) there was nobody around. I mean, nobody, not a car, or person anywhere. Now I know it was a Sunday, but a site of this size? but anyway the level of occupation was purely circumstantial... The reason this place is worthy of note is obvious if you had seen it.<br />
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Running along the front of the factory was an enormous piece of tarmac that wouldnt be out of place at London Heathrow. With little road markings it was at least 100m wide and probably a km long.<br />
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I'll give you 3 guesses, you'll only need one.<br />
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After one bit of chavvyoutburstary we bottled it and decided there must have been some kind of security or cameras, and from the scale of the setup there was nothing to say it wasn't military...That's some Scumrun madness I don't want to be going down with to be honest! "yeah guys, today we got machine gunned" no thanks. So we headed back onto fairly normal roads and towards the campsite just south of Pamplona.<br />
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I just hope I've done that section justice, It will forever stay with me as one of the best driving experiences of my life.<br />
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To be continued - ashamedly<br />
<br />Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-85757705649490113362012-05-31T20:56:00.001+01:002012-05-31T20:56:11.108+01:00Scumrun 2012 - Part 6 - The Imperfect Storm<div style="text-align: left;">
I think it was somewhere near Toulouse that we hit it. Somewhere above chaotic megastorm and just short of armageddon. The whole world decided to instantaneously turn into rain and then hail and fall from the sky at the same time.</div>
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You probably think I'm being dramatic. Well yes I maybe hamming it up for bloggist needs but the truth is it took us off the road!</div>
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We were driving along and we hit the wall of precipitative madness and the bug quite simply became a boat. I aqua planed all over the place, slowed down to about 20mph on a motorway... Mad locals who apparently had no interest in living went whizzing past. I basically lost steering as the bodykit hit pooling water and we ended up drifting into the hard shoulder. Whacking the warning hazards on quicker than a fat kid downs a maccy d we were quite concerned that we would be rear ended as there was no way people could see through this.</div>
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So we sat and filmed the lightning until the hail eased up.</div>
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To our left was the pyranees, it ran from one side of our view to the other like an inviting set of lady bumps calling us to head straight into the middle for some mountaineous antics. The sat nav did not agree, It swore blind the best route was heading along to Biarritz and down, basically driving right around the mountains!</div>
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So in the time so far there had been one inevitable consistency. One thorn in our canvastastic side. One antagonistic wart on the arse of our scumrun behind. One meteorological toe stubbing against the analogous sofa of our motoring existence...</div>
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So I could not have been more pleased to unzip the dutchovenlike mildly flooded tent to a bath of glorious sunshine.</div>
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There is something quite amusing about shoving a camera in someone's face and watching them squirm as their brain waves mash with their lips in a cacophonous splurge of nervous semi-articulation. This becomes compounded, concentrated and slightly discouraging when you add in the effect of their own body weight in alcohol the night before. Hangover walk abouts are great fun.</div>
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On my walk about earlier that morning I asked the question...where d'ya think we're heading? and what was apparent was that nobody had a bloody clue. some said south, some said east, some said north some said west some said 'fnaaarg'.</div>
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The routes were distributed in their secretive branded envelopes and manic high risk paper cut manouvres were had in an endeavour to read the destinations. </div>
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Our first check point was a mountain visible from the camp site. It was only about a 20km or so blast. I opted to drive and this time we were going to do it properly. No messing, we knew there would be mountains, twisty roads, other scumrunners and sunshine, this was the perfect storm of footage in our view.</div>
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The drive up to the checkpoint was great fun. This was the first time the Bug really came into its own...The big old german tourers may have their litrage, they may have their horses, they may have their V8's but when your hauling an arse heavier than the combined cast of 'Super Sized vs Super Super Sized' up the mountain side I'm sorry my friend but the little japanese pocket rocket with some dodgy sockets has it all the way.</div>
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I remember one 'manouvre' in-particular which was recited back to me that evening where I think I overtook 4 other scumrunners on the other side of 2 bollards or something along those lines. All in the name of getting good footage...and anyway, they were in my way.</div>
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When we approached the checkpoint it was clear that nobody had really read the notes again. In our haste we quite often get to a checkpoint and realise that we have some options as to where to take a photo, some people went to where the road initially ended, some took the side road up to the next point (as we did) some dismounted and went all the way to the top! (fair play) . I am a lazy git so we went as far as the car did. If I wanted to go on a charity walk, I'd sign up for a marathon and dress as a pot noodle or something, ooh idea for next year maybe.</div>
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As you may have noticed from the checkpoints on the previous day there was a bit of a circuit theme going on. This carried on into today as our next checkpoint was the one in Pau in the south of France. Historicracingophiles will tell you they had some grand prix there once. I simply thought of the 80s singer ta pau and went from there. 'The only way is up' It seemed appropriate given how I'd just lared it up the side of a mountain.</div>
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Andy and I had joined the coach with the pirates on...This meant pirate songs and 'Aaaaars' most of the way.<br />
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It was also the coach with head snozzwanger Kev on board...My heart sank when I saw him. Not because I don't love the nutter, but because in '11 when I was on a coach with him in Prague (next to him no less) he decided it was the perfect moment to let loose a weapon of nasal destruction (stink bomb)<br />
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As luck would have it he appeared not to be armed so this time and my nose receptors survived the journey.<br />
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The destination of our evening frivolities was supposedly round the corner from the camp site. The coach driver must have been going via belgium for a waffle or something as it seemed to take forever...but once arrived we were parked up in a car park and discarded into the French habitat.<br />
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What we were faced with next was tricky for your average braincell lacking scumrunner...a choice.<br />
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Hither was a bowling alley, thither was a selection of restaurants and yonder was a discotheque.<br />
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So picture the scene, 280 men and 4 women wandering around like drunkard lemmings staggering like running on an 8086 (nerd joke) making grunting noises at each other looking for various forms of haggered flesh to devour. All with a look of puzzled bewilderment. It was less a banging party at this point and more like night of the living dead. Throw in the fact that we'd all been sat in cars for 18 hours and the analogy rings true.<br />
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The confusion was mainly down to a syndrome that I have now decided is called 'otherthanpotnoodleorhamandcheeseroll-itis' where a scumrunner is offered a myriad of food opportunities not usually expected in its natural habitat. Their was a steak house, a Chinois restaurant (no its not a typo you uneducated cretin), A pizzeria and I believe a curry house somewhere also.<br />
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After some overly polite queue jumping from the gentlemanly klongbangers...oh we didn't mind they were so dapper and proper it just for a second felt like the honourable Actuarius had appeared. We were also in the company of the Snozz, the Speedy Sparkies and later on the Gavlar lad-ies amongst a few other teams.<br />
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The food was good, far too good for us lot...then I realised later on that we had pretty much taken over the whole joint. Well...what can I say, 2 trannies, 5 cavemen and a film crew walk in and quite frankly if I was a local I'd be out of there quicker than gok wan in a cupboard shop.<br />
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What I had also realised by now was that I had consumed quite a lot of beer. I'm a light weight when it comes to our pale ale friend and this made for some interesting footage later in the evening.<br />
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We headed to 'le club' which was about 200 yards away. We came across a slightly inebriated Ed (Mr Scumrun) on route by the entrance to the bowling alley. He shouted something about some guy called zane or zed or ned or shed or something who worked at the club and said to ask for him if we had any issues.<br />
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Another picture the scene moment, I stagger up to a 9 foot bouncer with a massive video camera on my shoulder (so it was pointed at his balls) he stops me and says 'oi, non, what is this, video, non' pointing at the camera. Well of course, why wouldnt you take a massive camera clubbing with you, everyone does don't they? no, ok will here I proved the power of scumrun...<br />
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I merely lifted up my scumrun competitor lanyard and said, I'm official mate.<br />
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He couldnt back track quick enough, "of course, head right in" he virtually bowed (so the camera was now pointed at his 12 pack.<br />
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So we headed inside looking for beer, women, and quality tunes...<br />
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We headed up the stairs and it opened up into a bosom of blue lighting, smoke and flashing strobes. It looked like a good setup, their were some hotties behind the bar who gave me a knowing smile...'sorry luv, must have been a different camera man for that film sweety'<br />
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Was looking good until I focused the lens on the centre of the dance floor.<br />
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What I saw disturbed me...forever...<br />
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Imagine Mr Bean and Rab C Nesbitt's abandoned love child being mildly electrocuted to the beat of the music whilst simultaneously being attacked on every ticklish point on his body by very small insects<br />
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This was what it looked like when Batman took to the dance floor in plain clothes.<br />
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I filmed him for a short time. He seemed to be enjoying the limelight so much I just pretended to film him for much much longer.<br />
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After 30 disturbing minutes some more people arrived, and then some locals, then more runners, then more locals. We were admiring some of the female attendees on the dance floor who appeared to be most compliant in this very obvious meat market arrangement when Nessa turned to me and said "we've been stitched up" now when a Transvestite Nessa lookalike says that to you, you tend to immediately think a combination of 'really? that must have hurt' and 'that's maybe taking the theme and outfit just a touch too far' until she then followed with "look around the bar area" so I did...<br />
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Many young men in tight white t's and very riplous abdomini effectively posing...to each other.<br />
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"This is a gay club"<br />
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So the Scumrunners did what any straight group of inconspicuous alpha males would do in this situation...<br />
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The Macarena...classic.<br />
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This then progressed to wheel barrow races across a (packed with locals) dance floor, accompanied with podium dancing and all-together total embracement of the spirit of the evening.<br />
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I joined the dance floor with the enormous camera (no seriously it really is quite large) and got lots of the locals 'performing' on camera. It's funny the camera gives you some kind of weird power. I seemed to spend half the time filming nubile young damsel's derrières with no comeback or consequence from their owners. The French either love a camera, or their all practiced porn stars...either way...was fun!<br />
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Only other thing of note that night was apparently their was some kind of riot going on outside the club, the 12 foot bouncers (id had another beer by then) were wielding pepper spray and telling us to stay inside and wait for our taxi. We didn't really see much of it but we were tempted to throw Nessa and Stacey into the mix just to see the confusion on their faces...'my gang rules' 'no my gang rules' 'hello boys'<br />
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So we pick things up somewhere south of Le Mans... In fact I guess I can be more precise here...</div>
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Now as indicated with 178km until the next turn some people may question whether that is indeed a good thing, surely twisty village roads all the way would be a better choice? The laymen's perspective may indeed ebb this way...however with my 4th Scumrun under my belt and baring in mind I drive a car basically built for cornering (not motorway) and therefore not being particularly biased I can say that there are some benefits to long straight roads...</div>
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How many of you are thinking 'top speed, top speed' now? a fair few I would guess. Well yes, while again not condoning speeding (unless in a de-restricted autobahn of course) One benefit is that if you should wish it you may put your foot down. But this is not what I mean...</div>
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I will make a concession where mountains are involved but we'll revisit that in subsequent days. The Edmeister always designs the route with parts of it giving awesomeness in the road department but you need to accept at some point you are going to have to get some miles under your belt!</div>
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Another reason I like these long stretches are when you consider what we (Team Bugsplat) were there to do this year. Film Stuff. Now as most people take the 'main route' it offers us an unrivalled opportunity to catch up with cars on the road. So this road in-particular met this criteria very well. With some fairly rapid cruising speeds we passed many teams and got the required shots.</div>
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Coming into the checkpoint area we picked up the big white american limo. I love this thing. It was a proper pimp mobile. the interior had smoke machine, leather, lasers, subwoofers, bar, tv and everything else you'd expect from a vehicle straight out of the most mad bits of Vegas. It's just a shame it was filled with big lairy men as it was a porn movie setting if ever you saw one. Combine the occupants into that thought though and it all of a sudden becomes a very unsavoury proposition however!</div>
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Firstly a quick apology for the delay between part 1 and 2, I went on holiday. I know a lack of dedication that I can only look to improve on.</div>
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At this service station there was a lot of other teams, The Capri boys were issuing Scumrun Parking tickets, The YMCA scooby had gone completely pete tong with it's coolant, they recited their glorious tale of how their car erupted during a French police 'pull' scaring them half to death. Only on Scumrun can a car get hailed by the local constabulary only to then blow up on stopping. Brilliant!</div>
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So here we go. A conflaguration of audible atrocity, sensual dismemberment and optical bewandering that was this years scumrun rally. Not to mention it was a f$&#@?# good larf!</div>
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It all started with a policeman taking a photo of a small graffitid motorbike in front of a not quite as small graffitid mx5 in my drive. </div>
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Let me explain... Andy my co driver/conspirator/cameraguy and all round gaffer and I were in the midst of our final preparation the day before the hallowed scumrun route began, innocently inserting cameras in places where cameras should not be, laying more cable than the chinese telephone exchange and testing various items of need for the impending weekend when our local `bobby` took exception to andys mildly enthusiastic outburst of chavalry on our camera mounted mini moto.</div>
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A last word of note before I begin, for those who may be reading this as a Bugsplat Virgin (those two words should probably never be put together again) We are this years official camera crew for the event. I run the official Scumrun Youtube channel. Hence there may be a leaning to mention cameras and / or filming of various natures throughout this post.</div>
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Now those that follow my adventures know I have a leaning towards fixing almost anything with the use of tbe greatest invention of all time,gaffer tape. Not the wheel, if your wheel was falling off what would keep it on! Gaffer! So anyway before I lose myself in the billion or so innovative applications of my favourite thing, one of these is taping a pair of water proof trousers over a sony video camera. </div>
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It was clear even at this point that there were two or three teams that were throwing themselves into the 'spirit' of it whole-heartedly! I shall mention the Virgin atlantic 'babes' and interchangeable captain, the Scumrun pirates and the High Rollers just to mention a few... It was the first (but dear god not the last) time we were to here "Why are we pirates? cos we AAAAARRRRRRR!!!" and "KIMONO BABY!"</div>
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Well here's the thing. Given we were massively too loud for the track, what do they do? send all 100 cars on the track at the same time with pretty much no briefing or rules (at least that had made it as far as us).</div>
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Everyone was very well behaved for, well, at least...100m or so. we were about 2/3 the way back and decided that to get some good footage we needed to head forth frontwards. I believe some teams saw our 'manoeuvres' and thought 'oh they are the camera crew they must be allowed' and some thought 'well if he's doing it, we can' - either way a safe but fun couple of laps were had by all!</div>
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<br /></div>Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-11725560708322630132012-05-09T22:20:00.002+01:002012-05-09T22:20:25.860+01:00Another one under our belt...Scumrun 2012 doneJust a quick note to say that we completed Scumrun 2012, it was fantastic! We shot lots of good footage for the youtube channel. Now the task of editing begins. Note I will do a full report on this blog shortly. But for now it's enough to say that we survived!<br />
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<br />Joe Richardsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03589700800664742848noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1295554876770109009.post-67577008330347840262012-04-30T07:04:00.001+01:002012-04-30T07:05:52.339+01:003 days to go and plenty to doJust a quick note to say than time has crept up in me like banshee in a snowstorm. There is no time left and I seemingly have lots of cabling gaffering and soldering to do to stand any chance of having this camera system working<br />
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I plan to do car checks like oil etc the day before with andy but have realised I'm just not going to have time to fit all the camera kit in one day <br />
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Good news is the one camera I've put in so far seems to be working and talking to all it needs to so at least the system works just got to get my arse in gear now <br />
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On top of that I'm behind with the editing from last years footage which I'm hoping to release some more of prior to the event <br />
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So on summary not enough time and too much to do... But it just wouldn't be Scumrun if I was that organised would it?<br />
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There is not long to go until the crazy world of Scumrun once again descends on the pour defenceless European highway network and removes her of any such innocence as she once had. It's a relief that the route is always new as I'm not convinced a destination would take the punishment 2 years running.<br />
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Driving miss daisy it isnt...<br />
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In preparation for this I've been fairly unprepared. You can read below my exploits around camera equipment etc in recent times. But it's true to say that I've not really had much chance to focus on one of the most important components of the whole thing. The car!<br />
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With 1 week to go I finally got round to thinking about the bag of spanners that will get us round.<br />
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out comes the gaffer...<br />
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In truth, I'm hoping shes pretty much in shape and ready to go but Andy and I took her out for a blast down the A3 to give her a bit of a shakedown. redlining in 4th showed that the engine still has a bit of go ready for her swansong event (note engine swap following event)<br />
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It has left her with a bit of a rattly exhaust though, will need to source a heavy duty exhaust clamp before Wednesday.<br />
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Project X is also going well, this is a surprise for the event so I will do a full report on this post event.<br />
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So roll on this week!<br />
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